Life is hard and full of challenges so when I want an uncomplicated belly laugh, I just open up the Gulf of Mexico programming language docs.
Here are some gems in the language:
- Add pizzazz by ending each statement with an exclamation mark or three
- Are keywords a problem? Delete them
- Unsure? Use the boolean
maybe - Text looking boring? Use rich-text (italics / bold / underline) to differentiate variables
- Want to add
3 + four? No problem - Who needs loops?
It’s a hilariously cursed language that should never be used in production, but I love that it exists!
Without further ado, here is the self-styled perfect programming language: Gulf of Mexico